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…multiple prizes will be awarded…correctly identify this LandSafe-like wannabe to win
ANNOUNCING NEW APPRAISER CONTEST!
Look at the following time requirements from one national [anonymous] AMC.
These requirements are so outrageous that advance disclosure to their clients should be a requirement that their policies suborn appraisers to ignore USPAP and encourage appraisers to take improper short cuts.
Here’s the challenge…
I have redacted the name of this unprofessional company that appears to think their drive to offer what their competition cannot, (or more likely won’t) warrants promoting subpar appraisal practices. All you have to do is correctly identify this LandSafe-like wannabe to win!
Here’s the FIRST-PLACE Prize…
Three heart felt kudos; two attaboys (or girl) and a thumbs up emoji!!!
In case of a first-place tie multiple prizes will be awarded.
SECOND PLACE Prizes will be awarded to those posters that can accurately report who this caricature of an “ethical & professional” AMC’s clients are so that they too may play the game (Play-at-home version only – no prizes awarded).
Second Place Prize(s) may or may not be limited to one of more of the first-place prizes. In case of ties for second place prizes may or may not be awarded depending on the vagaries of such things as my mood when reviewing submissions; planetary alignment(s) and average barometric pressure in Bopu Botswana on the third Tuesday of the month averaged over the prior three year period.
Third Place Consolation Prizes: Successfully defend ALL of the following normal time requirements for the average American appraiser and appraisal office and a collection will be taken up via a GoFundMe page toward appropriate mental health care for you and a loved one over a weekend of your choice in either Pacoima or Cudahy California as long as it falls on this coming fourth of July (Apologies but unrealistic imaginary completion time requirements for this contest announcement prevent me from verifying date or doctors availability) or willingness to treat patients for the estimated or sought after fund of $0.39 (U.S.) or equivalent S&H Green Stamps (Blue Chip Stamps for our west coast participants).
Sponsored by Fly-by-Night Promotions, Screen Door Manufacturing and Appraisal Management Company, LLC; #3 TalibanToe Highway (upper rear), Hyderabad, Pakistan. All submissions become property of FBNSDM&AMC LLC. Emoji award may require visiting another site. Not valid after normal business hours 01:00 – 23:59 GMT Monday through Sunday. CLUE it is not Landsafe, though they too have been sued. Disclosure: contest rules may be modified at any time with or without rhyme or reason; or notification. Decisions of the judges are final unless they change their minds. Contest open to U.S. residents and or AppraisersBlogs readers only. Citizenship not required. Must be 18 or older to play. Void where prohibited and most everywhere else. Cash value of prizes more or less equal to a round tuit. AMC employees & employees or IC/s of FBNSDM&AMC LLC or REVAA/CRN not eligible. Forgoing are not affiliated with this in anyway. I just don’t like them.