COESTER IS THE PUBLIC ENEMY #1

You get a group that is willing to boycott AMCs for 1 day. Once they see that it was painless they begin to organize a 3 day strike. Once they complete this they begin to grow a set of billiards. They discuss the incredible 1 week strike. More members begin to grow a set and join up. Eventually they opt for a full month strike and suddenly NBC news is interested in this story.

At that point a boycott takes on a life of it’s own and appraisers finally realize that they’ve always had control of their own destiny.

Baby Steps Boys. Take a part time job and risk it all for a one day strike. Trust me…Americans love a good underdog story but they’ll have to hear about you first.

Get a job or create a job to replace your income. I’m not saying walk off the appraisal cliff with no life support.

It’s a matter of principle. You either believe in being extorted or you don’t. I don’t care if I had 15 kids and 5 wives; there is no way in L that I was going to endure this “profession” after what they did. For those of you with short term memory loss here is a recap:

*Doubled your work load by assignment
*Quadrupled your liability (understatement)
*Stole at least 50% of every fee that you earn
*Made collection at the door an impossibility
*Forced you to loan what’s left of your fee to them for 30 days to eternity.
*Cut your ability to market your services except to banks and lawyers (you can have both).
*Forced you to participate in extortion (pay to play)

Who in their right mind is willing to work in these conditions? Using your wife, kids, and bills as an excuse is pretty lame at this point in the game (5 years have now passed). Let’s be honest here guys; if you haven’t found a way to cover your bills at this point so that you can boycott AMCs you are a WEAK, SPINELESS LOSER that it completely incapable creative thinking. Your wife and kids deserve a better husband or your husband deserves a better wife.

Look in the mirror guys. If you consistently have a reason not to boycott appraisal management companies, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. This is why I referred to appraisers as mentally retarded above.

I’m not saying that it’s easy. I chose to go through my life savings if necessary to do the right thing but in the end it was worth it. Appraisal money is chump change (or should I say chump debt) compared to what you are capable of making if you simply put in a little effort to accept or create a new career for yourselves.

You need to take into account that you we are talking about severe mental retardation here (appraisers). I’ll give you ten years to work it out (given you five already). Appraisers just don’t have the mental capacity to understand the concept of organizing or boycotting.

The film should begin with the 2009 “Emaciation Proclamation” (HVCC). That segment explains to the audience why appraisers in the film go from an average of 175 lbs to 55 lbs (walking skeletons) as the film progresses.

Spend your effort creating a film named “Went With The Wind”. The public would laugh their asses off witnessing how the banking industry kidnapped an entire profession overnight and transformed appraisers into docile willing slaves.

It has sequel potential as well. In the end General George Jefferson Davis (played by Andrew Cuomo) opts for mass extermination of the slaves during their continuing education classes so that he can make a run on the White House.

If you want change provoke the general public; otherwise, you are wasting your time. Go back to sleep now appraisers. You have time for another five year nap.